If VaM had a tag line, what could it be (for fun)

[atani]

Many brands have tag lines:

So, for fun, what could be a tag line for VaM?

 

[atani]

VaM
play yourself!

VaM
boobies everywhere!!!

VaM
sucking all your free time since 2017

VaM
the real reason why you have a VR set

VaM
finally!!! I've been waiting for this since the 80s

VaM
when is VAM2 released?

VaM
game over, pornhub

 

[Clownmug]

VaM
It's the next best thing to a real holodeck.

 

[VIMVAMVOOMcoom]

VaM

DIY sauce and puss

 

[VAMIC]

2 soon

 

[Toonen1988]

VaM
Gets you the blisters

VaM
Don't tell your mother in law.

 

[Sally Whitemane]

VaM
The BBC hates it, but we love BBC.

Referencing 'white knight moral high ground' BBC-documentation (British Broadcasting Corporation) that included VaM.