Scenes April Fool's Joke on the Vulcan

Science officer Saiko has an away mission to the planet. The crew of the Starship Intercourse has other plans. This is based on Farger's Beam me Up scene, with some surprises. No previews! that would spoil the joke. Just click the buttons to see what happens.

Note that you don't need the Odalisque dress. That's a sub-dependency.