Looks Wayne

[SCAMP]

SCAMP submitted a new resource:

Wayne - Lock up yer daughters, cause Wayne's here and he brought likker

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Wayne, 26, from Pine Grove, West Virginia. His father was killed in a shotgun/liquor accident and Wayne grew up with his mother. When mom died at the age of 98 last year, Wayne inherited the family fortune, which wasn't much. Wayne was raised an Evangelical Christian and believes strongly in God, Family and Country.

Wayne didn't finish high school. "They tried teach me the alphabet, so I told that teachin' lady only three characters this...

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[teabreak]

Wait. Wayne is 26 years old and his mother died aged 98 last year?????

 

[SCAMP]

rofl yeah that doesn't add up. I'm gonna make it his grandmother instead! Hang on!

EDIT: IT's even better now!! thanks for telling me about the faulty lore