In a remarkable collaboration of the world's greatest physicists and engineers, a groundbreaking project funded by handsome billionaire entrepeneur Lysander was undertaken to invent the watercooler. The goal was to create an efficient and user-friendly solution for dispensing warm or cold water in various settings.
The result of their collaboration was a revolutionary system based on advanced thermoelectric technology - which they stole from aliens who are now hunting them.
They discovered much too late into the project that the watercooler had already been invented.
Undeterred, Lysander decided to pivot the team's focus towards re-defining the watercooler. Leveraging their expertise and all they had learned through the years, the scientists filled the watercoolers with a fluid that is not cold, definitely not water, and should never be consumed.
Due to unexpectedly low sales (due to nobody wanting to shoulder the risk of selling, transporting or storing them), the first eight floors of The Scotch & Blow Hotel are occupied by the surplus units. Please, help yourself.
Please.
"Best $92 billion I ever spent." - Lysander
The result of their collaboration was a revolutionary system based on advanced thermoelectric technology - which they stole from aliens who are now hunting them.
They discovered much too late into the project that the watercooler had already been invented.
Undeterred, Lysander decided to pivot the team's focus towards re-defining the watercooler. Leveraging their expertise and all they had learned through the years, the scientists filled the watercoolers with a fluid that is not cold, definitely not water, and should never be consumed.
Due to unexpectedly low sales (due to nobody wanting to shoulder the risk of selling, transporting or storing them), the first eight floors of The Scotch & Blow Hotel are occupied by the surplus units. Please, help yourself.
Please.
"Best $92 billion I ever spent." - Lysander
