Yes, you read it right! There are items now at the S&B Gift Shop!
Are you sick of friends and family asking why your book ends aren't sexy little Ascorad ladies with tiny butt holes?
Spoil yourself or surprise a loved one with the perfect gift of an Ascorad Book Ends subscene at an unbeatable price.
Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, these stunning pieces will keep your favorite reads organized and showcase your love for literature, Ascorad, and butt holes.
That's not all! Prepare to be swept away on a literary journey of unparalleled magnitude with Lysander's awe-inspiring five-book collection. His masterpieces have earned him the Nobel Prize, Man Booker Prize, Pulitzer Prize, National Book Award, Costa Book Awards, and the esteemed Women's Prize for Non-Fiction & Erotica. Included are:
A World Without Fake Tits & Other Tales of Nightmarish Horror
The Encyclopedia of Things You Can Put in Your Holes
The Wisdom of 1000 Idiots
QUOKKAS: Kill or Be Killed
How to Not Be a Wanker
Are you sick of friends and family asking why your book ends aren't sexy little Ascorad ladies with tiny butt holes?
Spoil yourself or surprise a loved one with the perfect gift of an Ascorad Book Ends subscene at an unbeatable price.
Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, these stunning pieces will keep your favorite reads organized and showcase your love for literature, Ascorad, and butt holes.
That's not all! Prepare to be swept away on a literary journey of unparalleled magnitude with Lysander's awe-inspiring five-book collection. His masterpieces have earned him the Nobel Prize, Man Booker Prize, Pulitzer Prize, National Book Award, Costa Book Awards, and the esteemed Women's Prize for Non-Fiction & Erotica. Included are:
A World Without Fake Tits & Other Tales of Nightmarish Horror
The Encyclopedia of Things You Can Put in Your Holes
The Wisdom of 1000 Idiots
QUOKKAS: Kill or Be Killed
How to Not Be a Wanker
